Looking for short funny Instagram captions for all of your holiday posts? Wherever you are headed this holiday season, and whatever sorts of photos you are sharing, we’ve got a caption for you. Holiday posts can be tricky to caption. It’s a stressful time of year. Between travel restrictions, sibling rivalry and that looming credit card bill, it’s important to maintain your sense of humor. If not entirely possible in person, at least in your feed!
Give your posts, yourself and your followers a lift with these funny Instagram captions that are perfect for all your Christmas posts.
Funny Christmas Instagram Captions for Naughty People
There’s two kinds of people who celebrate Christmas every year. Those who are naughty, and those who are no fun…
Totally nice until proven naughty
If you want to know who’s really been naughty or nice, don’t ask Santa. Ask their sister.
Be naughty, save Santa the trip
Dear Santa, Define good?
Dear Santa, There’s an explanation
Dear Santa, Don’t judge…
It’s all fun and games ‘til Santa checks the naughty list.
Would that be one lump of coal or two?
Humourous Holiday Instagram Captions about Food/Drink
Tis the season to gain ten pounds
Official cookie tester
Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues
STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward
I’m a Grinch before coffee
Save water, drink cocoa
In for a Christmas cookie, in for ten lbs
I know exactly what I’m getting for Christmas… FAT!
Three more cookies and that Santa Suit will fit me perfect
Sprinkles are my love language
Funny Instagram Captions with Holiday Spirit
What the elf?
Nobody puts this elf on a shelf!
Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle
Son of a nutcracker!
Omg Becky look at her tree!
I’m only a morning person on Christmas Day
Oh my gosh, my golly!
In a world of Grinches, be a Cindy Lou
Baby it’s Covid outside
Say it isn’t snow!
Boozy, Funny, Holiday Instagram Captions
The sleigh is loaded and so am I
Merry Drunk! I’m Christmas.
On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer, on Vixen, on Vodka, on Tequila, on Whiskey… I’m Blitzen
I’m dreaming of a white christmas. But if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red
Sleigh all day, then cabernet
Funny Christmas Instagram Captions for Families
Ah family! We so love to get together this time of year, and complain about it. Whether you’re a parent with kids or an adult that acts like a kid around your siblings, there’s a funny caption for you below.
We Sleigh Christmas
Merry and (not so) bright
Folks dressed up like Eskimos
Rolling with my snowmies
Up to snow good
The snuggle is real
Gangsta wrapper in the house
Laying under the tree, waiting for my family to recognize what I gift I am.
But first, presents!
The best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother.
I’m dreaming of a silent night
The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn’t believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus.
Eats candy out of socks
Shopping Related Holiday Photo Captions
This year Rudolph has been replaced by Alexa. When gifts are nearby, you can see her nose flashing green.
Here comes Amazon, Here comes Amazon, right down my driveway…
It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas
Once you stop believing in Santa, you get underwear for Christmas.
All I want for Christmas is yew
Holiday Photo Instagram Captions for Partying with Friends
All the jingle ladies
Hotter than your cocoa
Party all night, sleigh all day
Single all the way
Let’s get lit/baked
But first… let me take an elfie
We came, we ate, we went ho ho ho home
Pardon my resting Grinch face
Believe me if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!
Sleigh my name, Sleigh my name
What happens under the mistletoe, stays under the mistletoe