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Funny Instagram Captions for the Holidays

Looking for short funny Instagram captions for all of your holiday posts? Wherever you are headed this holiday season, and whatever sorts of photos you are sharing, we’ve got a caption for you. Holiday posts can be tricky to caption. It’s a stressful time of year. Between travel restrictions, sibling rivalry and that looming credit card bill, it’s important to maintain your sense of humor. If not entirely possible in person, at least in your feed!

Give your posts, yourself and your followers a lift with these funny Instagram captions that are perfect for all your Christmas posts.

Funny Christmas Instagram Captions for Naughty People

There’s two kinds of people who celebrate Christmas every year. Those who are naughty, and those who are no fun…

Totally nice until proven naughty 

If you want to know who’s really been naughty or nice, don’t ask Santa. Ask their sister. 

Be naughty, save Santa the trip

Dear Santa, Define good?

Dear Santa, There’s an explanation

Dear Santa, Don’t judge…

It’s all fun and games ‘til Santa checks the naughty list.

Would that be one lump of coal or two?

Humourous Holiday Instagram Captions about Food/Drink

Tis the season to gain ten pounds

Official cookie tester

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues

STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward

I’m a Grinch before coffee

Save water, drink cocoa

In for a Christmas cookie, in for ten lbs

I know exactly what I’m getting for Christmas… FAT!

Three more cookies and that Santa Suit will fit me perfect

Sprinkles are my love language

Funny Instagram Captions with Holiday Spirit

What the elf?

Nobody puts this elf on a shelf!

Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle 

Son of a nutcracker!

Omg Becky look at her tree! 

I’m only a morning person on Christmas Day 

Oh my gosh, my golly! 

In a world of Grinches, be a Cindy Lou

Merry AF

Jolly AF

Festive AF

Baby it’s Covid outside

Say it isn’t snow!

Boozy, Funny, Holiday Instagram Captions

The sleigh is loaded and so am I 

Merry Drunk! I’m Christmas.

On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer, on Vixen, on Vodka, on Tequila, on Whiskey… I’m Blitzen

I’m dreaming of a white christmas. But if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red

Sleigh all day, then cabernet

Funny Christmas Instagram Captions for Families

Ah family! We so love to get together this time of year, and complain about it. Whether you’re a parent with kids or an adult that acts like a kid around your siblings, there’s a funny caption for you below.

We Sleigh Christmas

Merry and (not so) bright

Folks dressed up like Eskimos 

Rolling with my snowmies

Up to snow good

The snuggle is real

Gangsta wrapper in the house

Laying under the tree, waiting for my family to recognize what I gift I am.

But first, presents!

The best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother.

I’m dreaming of a silent night

The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn’t believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus.

Eats candy out of socks

Shopping Related Holiday Photo Captions

This year Rudolph has been replaced by Alexa. When gifts are nearby, you can see her nose flashing green. 

Here comes Amazon, Here comes Amazon, right down my driveway…

It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas

Once you stop believing in Santa, you get underwear for Christmas.

All I want for Christmas is yew

Holiday Photo Instagram Captions for Partying with Friends

All the jingle ladies

Hotter than your cocoa

Party all night, sleigh all day

Single all the way

Let’s get lit/baked

But first… let me take an elfie

We came, we ate, we went ho ho ho home

Pardon my resting Grinch face

Believe me if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!

Sleigh my name, Sleigh my name

What happens under the mistletoe, stays under the mistletoe

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